Theo Von Net Worth (Money & Salary)

Discovering Theo Von’s Net Worth

With a net worth of $5 million, Theo Von is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and television host. Theo Von rose to fame at 19 years old as a cast member of MTV’s “Road Rules: Maximum Velocity Tour” (2000). He later appeared on various versions of “Real World/Road Rules Challenge.” In 2006, Theo competed on NBC’s “Last Comic Standing” and has since released Netflix specials such as “No Offense” (2016) and “Regular People” (2021), and the comedy album “30lb Bag of Hamster Bones” in 2017. Apart from TV and film appearances, Theo has been a guest on shows like “Inside Amy Schumer” (2013) and “Why? with Hannibal Buress” (2015). He hosted shows like “Primetime in No Time” (2012–2014) and “Deal With It” (2013–2014), and is known for podcasts like “The Comedy Sideshow” (2011), “Allegedly with Theo Von & Matthew Cole Weiss” (2015–2018), “This Past Weekend” (2016–present), and “King and The Sting (and Wing)” (2018–2022).

Early Background

Born Theodor Capitani von Kurnatowski on March 19, 1980, in Covington, Louisiana, Theo Von is the son of Roland Theodor Achilles von Kurnatowski (deceased in 1996) and Gina Capitani. He grew up with two younger sisters and an older brother. In a 2018 interview with “The Press-Enterprise,” Theo reflected on his childhood, saying, “Humor is a free currency not everyone can have.

Theo joined the cast of the MTV reality show “Road Rules: Maximum Velocity Tour” in 2000. He then appeared on various reality shows like “Real World/Road Rules Challenge: Battle of the Seasons” (2002), “Real World/Road Rules Challenge: The Gauntlet” (2003–2004), “Real World/Road Rules Challenge: Battle of the Sexes 2” (2004–2005), and “Real World/Road Rules Challenge: Fresh Meat” (2006), where he emerged victorious in “The Gauntlet” and “Battle of the Sexes 2.” In 2005, he competed on Bravo’s “Battle of the Network Reality Stars” and triumphed against comedians like Amy Schumer, Tiffany Haddish, and others to win Comedy Central’s “Reality Bites Back” in 2008. Von was also part of the 2008 ABC Family reality series “America’s Prom Queen,” and hosted “Primetime in No Time” from 2012 to 2014. He began hosting the TBS game show “Deal with It” in 2013 after guest-starring on Comedy Central’s “Inside Amy Schumer” and acting in the movie “InAPPropriate Comedy.” His journey continued with an appearance on the Comedy Central show “Why? with Hannibal Buress” in 2015, followed by his three-episode show “Man Up” on the same network in 2018, where he humorously dissects his comedian friends. The year 2019 saw him on the YouTube series “Hot Ones” and securing a role in the Chris Pratt sci-fi film “The Tomorrow War,” from which he later withdrew due to scheduling conflicts.

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Personal Life

Previously linked romantically to reality star Brandi Glanville, Theo now keeps his personal life private.

Theo decided to get sober during a radio interview where he found that he couldn’t talk well after using cocaine all night. Realizing the gift of his voice, he sought sobriety, inspired by former MLB player Darryl Strawberry, who was 13 years sober at the time. This led Theo to attend AA meetings, where he found solace in listening to others’ stories, something he always cherished.

Real Estate

In March 2021, Von purchased a 4,918 square foot home in Nashville, Tennessee, for $1.645 million from former Vanderbilt head coach Derek Mason, who bought it for $1.095 million in 2014. Additionally, he owns an apartment in Los Angeles, California.